Shank the Chef

Thanks, Siri…

Me: Hey Siri! Turn on my 7:45 AM alarm.

Siri: You have 16 alarms. Which one would you like me to turn on?

Me: Turn on my 7:45 AM alarm.

Siri: You have two alarms for 7:45 AM. “Alarm alarm” for 7:45 AM and “Church” for 7:45 AM on Sundays. Which one would you like me to turn on?

Me: Alarm alarm

Siri. I’ve turned on all of your alarms

Me: …

Chef Shanker

Keeping the world in balance.
Have you ever eaten something so delicious it made you angry?

May 7, 2018 Things That Happen To Me

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