Thanks, Siri…
Me: Hey Siri! Turn on my 7:45 AM alarm.
Siri: You have 16 alarms. Which one would you like me to turn on?
Me: Turn on my 7:45 AM alarm.
Siri: You have two alarms for 7:45 AM. “Alarm alarm” for 7:45 AM and “Church” for 7:45 AM on Sundays. Which one would you like me to turn on?
Me: Alarm alarm
Siri. I’ve turned on all of your alarms
Me: …
Keeping the world in balance.
Have you ever eaten something so delicious it made you angry?