Alas and Explosions!

So I occasionally write. I love language. The idea that the sounds I make while pressing air through a set of meat flaps in my throat can take the ideas in my head and draw lovely, intricate, amazing, or even awful, awful pictures; I can travel through time with someone,…

Maybe? Sure! Why not?

I decided to start writing about things that occasionally happen to me. No better way to begin than by being stanky! My new favorite thing is to sit down and watch The Crown and chant “you ain’t never gonna be kiiing!” whenever Prince Charles is in a scene. ./mic-drop Chef ShankerKeeping the…