*Blink*

Context: Working from a coffee shop, Antidote Coffee in Houston. Lady: *walks to the back of the building then immediately up to the barista. Lady: *with that unmistakable, condescending tone where every sentence ends with excessively upward inflection* Hi. yeah. um. all your bathrooms are occupied?? I couldn’t hear him…

La Guadalupana

It’s Sunday morning! Well… It’s noon. MAN! I slept like pre-coke Rick James: “I’m hungry and crying for more!” Wait… Maybe that was Smokey. Whatever. Wife has been up for a while –‘cause she’s Wife– and she’s already scoped out a place to find breakfast, La Guadalupana. It’s quite popular.…