*Delivery lady knocks holding a stunning bouquet of red roses. *
*I answer wearing all black and a red bandana on my head*
Her: [Chef Shanker]?
Me: That’s me
Her: *with a surprised look on her face (my name is a bit androgynous)* Well these are yours.
Me: *take roses with a suspicious look on my face*
Her: Would you like to sign for me?
Me: *As I take the tablet from her* Nope.
Her: Why not? It must be your anniversary or something, huh?
Me: Nope. *while signing* I strip in the evenings. This is usually a bad sign.
Her: *blink* *blink*
Me: I’m kidding. It’s my anniversary. Thank you.
*I smile; close door*

Chef Shanker

Keeping the world in balance.
Have you ever eaten something so delicious it made you angry?